Funny Morning - T1B33

You know how many people are groggy and grumpy first thing in the morning? Well, this is a typical morning before-breakfast-dialogue:

"MOM! Where's my breakfast!"

"Coming dear..."

"What about lunch?"

"Baloney Sandwich!"

"oh, WELL THEN NO CRUSTS!"

"OK dear"

"DIAGONAL CUTS!"

"HMMM!"

"WITH A HINT OF CHEESE AND KETCHUP! BUT JUST A HINT! NOT A PINCH! AND PUT IT IN A PAPER BAG, NOT LUNCH BOX! DID YOU GET ALL THAT?"

"Honey, what do you think?"

"I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE NOTEST NEXT TIME. MIGHT HELP!"

"Here you go, your highness..." she gives you baloney sandwich cut into four squares, with no cheese, thick crusts, a lot of ketchup and in a spiderman lunchbox. You're all set for the day. :)

*Sorry, I got this from Calvin and Hobbes 2 years ago. Still funny now. Rude, totally missing reality by a mile, disrespectful, but funny. LOL