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TV Host plans weight loss for dogs - what the heck

Alison Sween, host for The Biggest Loser weight loss show is trying to get puppies to lose weight since there are an increasing number of pets overweight, just like it happened with humans.

T2B44 - Horoscope

today's horoscope:

(I'm a Virgo)
You've been saving up for a special treat, and today's the day. You know where to get it, so enjoy the process. don't worry about hwat others might think.

This prediction is wacko. It didn't come true, or did it.... probably  for little things. like the time... oh never mind.

HAHAHA funner things about Harper - T2B43

Harper looks back at his work with 'pride'
Check it out at 24 hr newspaper - January 24 2011
I swear you'll laugh... :P

On sunday, Harper and 1000 supporters gathered to celebrate the 5th anniversary of the election that brought the conservatives into government on  Jan 23 2006.
"Today, we may allow ourselves to pause, to take stock, to look back with satisfaction and perhaps just a little pride" Harper says.

I'm not so sure what he did that was so great.
He says: "What is important now - what is absolutely crucial -  is taht we do not tamper with the policies tat are working." - quote from our prime minister.
I'm so proud.
What the heck.Where's the proactive side to this?

T2B42

WOWIE I just say in the news today: PEOPLE CHECK IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!! IS ANYONE GONNA GO?????

YEAR of the RABBIT

Celebration at International Village (88 West pender St., Vancouver)
FEBRUARY 4-6 , 2011
(12pm - 10 pm Fri-Sat; 12pm - 7pm Sun)
Vancouver's LARGEST Chinese New Year celebration
- CTV Main Stage Performances
- AM 1320 Variety Show
- OMNI  Kids Corner
- Exhibits Galore
- Hourly Lucky Draw

T2B41

OMG I ddn't even know, Mary-kate and Ashley olsen have a sister - Elizabeth olsen. I used to really like them until they start to wear too much make-up and look scary. They used to be so naturally pretty, like sunshine girls, but now they're pale and scary. Elizabeth looks just as scary - no offense if you're one of their fans. HAHA she plays a young woman grappling for sanity in "Silent House". Perfect  for scary looking woman with pail skin and gaunt eyes...... or vampire.

T2B40

who knew lemon juice is the only juice that grows mould so quickly in comparison to orange and grapefruit juice. You know, I've never really seen mould before. Now that I have, not a big fan of lemonade anymore. It's gross, furry, thick, smelly, and green. It's my science project. Think PROACTIVELY: it's a living organism. :P

T2B39

Grilled-Cheese Sandwiches:

These are among my favourite types of sandwiches, besides Subway's meatball sub and Quizno's Torpedo sub. I'm hungry and angry rite now :( I'm HANGRY. Here's how to make a grilled cheese sandvich:

two slices of buttered bread
two slices of cheddar cheese
one frying pan.
1. put one slice of bread in the pan BUTTER SIDE DOWN
2. put cheese on top
3. wait about a minute or two. The butter should be melted on the bottom side and starting to brown.
4. before you are ready to flip, place second slice of bread on the cheese BUTTER SIDE UP.
5. gently place finger on buttery side to hold in place as you flip entire sandwich with spatula.
6. now golden brown side is showing. Take spatula and gently but firmly press down on sandwich and flatten WITHOUT BREAKING THE BREAD.
7. once underside is golden brown place on plate and cut corner to corner.