Action-packed Sunday - T1B35

Currently, only 3 members of my family live in this house. Today, our family, minus me, had a fascinating journey to Albertsford. My mom and my brother went to see the returning of the salmons, the apple orchard, and the bee farm. I stayed home to enjoy the peace, the quiet, and the freezing cold. The end.

hmmm, my day's going pretty good so far. No screaming 4-year-old for over eight hours. If ya didn't know we were related, you'd think his dad's Godzilla.

But I love him anyway, because we're family. It's not like we get to choose our family. Oh, that would be so cool! International family: mom, dad, me, and selena gomez, and rest of synergy class for family. :)

RQ #1 - Demanding Rooster: How & Why -T1B34

Ladies and Gentlepeople, welcome to Judy's Randomness Questionnaire Column #1:

A lot of people know about my endless urge of curiosity and totally random conversations. (Those of you who know me well.) So starting today, I will begin a Randomness Questionnaire Column. This might take some energy away from me during the day. I'll be all ears, sometime in the future. Hopefully in the very distant future. anyway........ Introducing....... WHY ROOSTERS CROW IN THE MORNING?

Well, it's actually a fairly simple concept. Roosters are demanding in the morning, kinda like the dialogue from Calvin & Hobbes in my last blog. The break of dawn it the time of day when the rooster is most energetic. They are actually very fluent in their possible bird language, which, btw, in English, would be translated into:" This my property, my land. I've got my mark/stain signature down here. Hey, prettyboy, she's my mate. Back off, birdy. "

Sorry, even in writing, I sound like all this is coming out in one breath. I went a bit high on the sugar today.

Funny Morning - T1B33

You know how many people are groggy and grumpy first thing in the morning? Well, this is a typical morning before-breakfast-dialogue:

"MOM! Where's my breakfast!"

"Coming dear..."

"What about lunch?"

"Baloney Sandwich!"

"oh, WELL THEN NO CRUSTS!"

"OK dear"

"DIAGONAL CUTS!"

"HMMM!"

"WITH A HINT OF CHEESE AND KETCHUP! BUT JUST A HINT! NOT A PINCH! AND PUT IT IN A PAPER BAG, NOT LUNCH BOX! DID YOU GET ALL THAT?"

"Honey, what do you think?"

"I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE NOTEST NEXT TIME. MIGHT HELP!"

"Here you go, your highness..." she gives you baloney sandwich cut into four squares, with no cheese, thick crusts, a lot of ketchup and in a spiderman lunchbox. You're all set for the day. :)

*Sorry, I got this from Calvin and Hobbes 2 years ago. Still funny now. Rude, totally missing reality by a mile, disrespectful, but funny. LOL

T1B32 - Still Fuming

I'm still cracking my nutters over Saturday. The police were no help. That was half a thousand dollars I'll never see again, or at least not the same half. Man, why do people have to be like this.. WAHHHH! Ya know, if nearly everything most people desired couldn't be bought by money, we wouldn't have this problem. Robberies happen so often that they aren't even on the news regularly anymore. *sigh*

Today evening= girl mood swings + generally bad mood + tradegy.  I can feel the love in this house. It's probably why I woke up with a cold blast of wind.

Hey, I just thought of a lie detector: if everyone in Churchill, or more specifically, Synergy, were all trustworthy like family, I should be able to leave a 20 dollar bill on a desk in the morning, and still find it there afterschool.  Of course, I don't have that kind of money to waste. But hey, a girl can dream... right?

*for a weird sort of reason, I feel much better/calmer after writing this blog. I guess letting your feelings or thoughts out to someone, or something does help...

Money Escapes Fast - T1B31

Today, I realized one portion of society that could definitely use some improving. That part is not, though vitally important, the horrible things we're doing to our environment, but trust, truth, and honesty. Seriously, think about it. Every species of life on Earth work together to survive. Members of a wild herd all trust each other and play an important role. Some warn others about danger, some hunt, and when facing enemies, each animals works hard to protect the younger members as priority. Sure, their minds function much more simply, but they are also less stressed, greedy, and more straightforward.

To illustrate my point, I was robbed on Saturday. Man, these days, Superstore is a heck of a dangerous place. Ya take your eye for your purse for two minutes, and all your credit cards and five hundred bucks dissappear. Tip #1, go to the bank right afterwards, and delete your credit card accounts. Tip #2: It was a good lesson. Too bad I had to learn in the hard way.

This is sad - humans are the dominating animal species of the world, but there can be very little trust built between people. I lost 3 pairs of roller blades, a bunch of elbow pads, a helmet, and a pair of socks the same way a year ago. People are so desperate these days. You can't play tag without dragging around a hockey bag. :(

Locking Locker Locks - T1B30

You know how every student was given two locks on the first day of school? One was meant to be for your school locker, and the other was for a gym locker. Well, I only used one before. I opened the other one, my gym lock, for the first time today. To be honest, I wish I never did.  Two locks that look exactly alike with very similiar combinations just means trouble. I wasn't exactly too swift with my one lock. I ended up trying to bang my locker door open. It was 10 minutes before I  figured things out. Then, I'd hold both locks in my hand, and forgot which lock has which combo, meaning I'm back to the beginning of the cycle.  In the future, these two puppies are staying far, far, far away from each other.

frustration....

Man, saying the above paragraph all in one breath.... I'm outta breath...

Funny Interview - T1B29

Remember that Paris Hilton was imprisoned about a month or so ago? Well, I found this really funny interview from that week. It was basically David Letterman insulting her. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liJbE71DK20

I felt sorry for Hilton, but her lame excuse - when the police found her in her car with drugs, she claimed that she mistakened them for gum - was ridiculous.


Quick Question: is perfume poisonous to drink? Letterman better be careful with what he puts in his mouth.

Sorry, and no offense to any Paris Hilton fans...